Friday, January 15, 2010

Dating 101

I was asked by one of my readers to get into the merits of online dating.  While I personally have no experience in this department, I know several people who have done the online thing.  I have recruited two such people (one male and one female) to give a little insight.  Next week I will post their commentary. 

In prelude, please enjoy this hilarious (and all too true) quote from Vince Vaughn's character in 'Wedding Crashers'.

“You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels.”

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