Monday, November 8, 2010

Names

There are standard rules for guys names: 
Never trust a guy named after a city or state (Dallas).
Never trust a guy with an ironic name (over 6ft, 200lbs named Tiny).
Never trust a guy with two first names (Alan Karl).
Never trust a guy with a woman's name (Leslie).

What about women?  What if a woman has two first names (Jennifer Michelle)?  What about a women named after a state (Madison)?  What about women with ironic nicknames (Tiny)?  Women named after flowers (Daisy)? 

Can I get a ruling?

3 comments:

  1. Never trust a woman with a name....

    Wait...what?

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  2. wow Jamer.. way to call me out! Madison, as in Madison, Wisconsin... I guess I could have said a girl named "Dakota"? Would that make you happy?

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