Can we agree that ‘small’ and ‘fast’ are not mutual exclusive? It is possible to be both small and fast, right? I mean, it worked for Speedy Gonzalez.
For those who do not have to suffer through Comcast commercials, the latest brainchild is thus:
A small business owner talks about his company. Then we learn how Comcast Internet can make the business run faster. Finally the small business owner tells us “Now I don’t have a small business, I have a fast business.”
For the love of all things grammatical and true, it’s still a small business, even if it’s fast. And on top of that, 'fast' doesn't even mean efficient or productive.
Comcast- I have to suffer with your crappy service, your ridiculously high bills, and your never ending junk mail. The least you can do is spend your marketing budget on commercials that make sense.
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