Welcome to the championship round of our great Monster Debate. I am honored to present our championship matchup: Zombies vs. Vampires. (Winner is in Italics)
Cannibalism vs. Blood Sucking
Taking only the blood is just such a waste.
Undead vs. Immortality
It seems that being the Undead just means you become a mindless being whose only goal is to eat the living. Lame. Immortality comes with it's perks for sure, but who really wants to live forever? Draw.
Shaun of the Dead vs. Once Bitten
In the battle of comedies, a relatively unknown, Jim Carrey carried an otherwise forgettable Once Bitten. Simon Pegg, however, created an instant classic with his parody of Dawn of the Dead.
Zombieland vs. Twilight
I have a penis so I’ve never read or seen Twilight, but I get the idea. Zombieland is one of the best films of 2009.
Resident Evil vs. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
In the pop-culture match up, Resident Evil spawned a movie franchise and a video game. Buffy the Vampire Slayer spawned Kristy Swanson and Sarah Michelle Gellar. No Contest.
Michael Jackson's ‘Thriller’ vs. Vampire Song from Forgetting Sarah Marshall
The Vampire Song in forgetting Sarah Marshall was pretty hilarious and offered great visuals. Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’, however, was revolutionary.
Rob Zombie vs. Dracula, Count Chocula and The Count from Sesame Street
Unfortunately there are no iconic zombies, so we have to settle for Rob Zombie. On the other side, however, two of the most notable Vampires were created exclusively for very young children. Dracula pushes the vampires over the top, but it’s closer than it should be.
There you have it. After some highly scientific research Zombies are champions of the great Monster Debate.
If you have another topic you'd like to see debated please speak up.
Saturday, October 17, 2009
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